Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Points or PIMS


George Parros is an American born retired NHL hockey player. George is a very unique player. He was drafted to the Los Angeles Kings in 1999. He then spent 4 years at Princeton University putting up decent point totals and looked like he could have a shot at playing pro. After he finished University, he spent 3 years in the minors where he completely changed as a hockey player. After playing 133 games in the AHL, he only totalled 32 points but an astonishing 380 penalty minutes. I guess George decided the only way he was going to crack the pro roster was being a gritty fighter. His theory came true as he then spend 10 years in the NHL, often moving around the league trying to find a name for himself. The goon ended his career with 474 games played and 1092 penalty minutes. Every time he would fight, his greasy hair would fly in the air. I personally feel his hair made him so intimidating. He ended his career with a scary fight against Leafs forward Colton Orr, who knocked George out cold. He was out for most of the season, but made a few more appearances before retiring. A very interesting life story for the well known fighter.

Alfredsson's Locks


Daniel Alfredsson is a retired NHL and SEL hockey star who spent more of his career with the Ottawa Senators in the NHL. After playing 3 years in the SEL, the Swedish born star was drafted by the the Senators in the 6th round, which doesn't promise a very long or exceptional career for most hockey players. He proved everyone wrong by then playing 9 consecutive years in the NHL with the Sens. After the 03-04 season (9th consecutive season), he went back to the SEL for a year but was back with the Sens the year after that and put up an exceptional 103 points in 77 games. This turned out to be his best hockey season in his career. He spent another 8 seasons with Ottawa before being traded to the Wings for his final season before retiring. After summing up Daniels long and eye opening career, I'd like to touch on something that is probably look on by most people. Dan's hair is something special, just like his career. Every warmup, we would have the treat of seeing his hair 'blow in the wind' as he flies around the rink with his helmet off. Although his hair wouldn't be described as a mullet, I feel with the career he had and the hair he has, it was necessary.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Iafrate's Skullet


Al Iafrate spent most of his 14 year career with the Maple Leafs and the Washington Capitals. He was most recognized for his hard slap shot, but any hockey fan would remember him for his 'Skullet'. A mix between a mullet, and a bald mans shiner. Some could say Al was a bit of a goon, putting up 1301 Penalty minutes in 799 games and adding over 400 points, which isn't bad for someone know to live in the box. Many people will remember Al, not because of his play, but because of his hair, and his tale will tell for many years to come.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Braden's Beard


Maybe not one of the craziest beards you have ever seen, but it certainly holds its ground when it come to cleanest and most fashionable beards the the league. Braden Holtby has recently proved himself as an elite goalie in the NHL. He maybe not the best, but he is certainly close to the top, similar to his beard game. Not many people notice his beard as he wears a goalie helmet, but once you do, you're immediately jealous. I'm sure Braden hopes that his slick beard and slick play can lead his team to the Stanley cup this year!

Chewbacca


After talking about Joe Thornton's beard I think its only fair to introduce his team mate Brent Burn. He and Joe hold the lead in the leagues best beards by a long shot. Burns is a spectacular offensive defensemen who can even play forward for your team. His game isn't the only thing that is adaptable. Burns started his career with zero facial hair, but now has adapted to the ways of Chewbacca from star wars. Burns isn't just fun to watch play hockey, it's actually very entertaining to watch his beard while he is playing as it flows in the cool, crisp arena air.

Joe's 'Mullet'


In today's blog, I would like to introduce Joe Thornton. The NHL's best representative of beards and one of the best passers in the league. Just this past week, Joe completed a spectacular achievement in 1000 career assists. Not only is Joe known for his spectacular play, but he and team mate Brent Burns are known for their astonishing Beards. Yes I know it's not a mullet, but I thought this is a great time to introduce Joe. Hopefully you enjoyed this blog as much as I enjoy looking at Joe's beard.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Williams Golden Glow


Today we look at something a little different then the classic mullet. Our feature today is Toronto Maple Leafs prospect William Nylander. Nylander is having a fantastic rookie season so far putting up 43 points after 60 games played. Many people don't even notice Nylander as he hides in the shadows of the Leafs rookie stars Matthews and Marner. I feel the same about his hair. With his helmet on, you wouldn't notice his gorgeous hair. But during interview time, its the centre of attention.